Stuff I'm not ready to say bye to yet.

What do you get when you cross two copywriters, a six pack, and pro-bono art direction? The answer is 'Mucked-Up Mascots',
a blog that puts a friendly face to the most loved and loathed brands of today. Click here to meet more.


Oops the UPS Delivery Man

“Oops!” they shouted after he was conceived. And the name stuck. Maybe “Dipshit!” would have been a better exclamation. Always trusted to deliver customer dissatisfaction, Oops never misses a chance to miss you when you’re home and catch you when you’re away. If you need something shipped, something of extreme value and importance, call someone else.

Illustration by : Peter Olson





Slicky the Misunderstood Oil Spill

Born out of human error rather than human intercourse, Slicky the misunderstood oil spill is on a never-ending quest to befriend the many creatures of the sea. Despite his good intentions however, the closer he seems to get, the quicker they seem to die.  :( 

Slicky floats to spread BP’s message of goodwill & irreparable environmental damage from sea to shining sea.

Illustration by : Rita Sales Luis

My partner and I were asked to make a viral video, not piss off New York City. We did a little of each. Mostly the latter. 

Read the article here.

Back In January, ad people were debating whether or not R/GA's "Careculator" was a rip off of John Street's "Gift Card Calculator."
It wasn't. It was a rip off of Michael Weisburd, Heinrich Schnorf, & Matt Valdini's "Macy's Merry Meter." Which we "made" 2 years ago.

The foundation's fake. The problem's real.